The Constitutional Lah Dynasty of Singaporen Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Triangaporen Empire with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 1.828 billion Singaporeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlah. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth 218 trillion Singaporean dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,499 Singaporean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singaporen Empire's national animal is the Merlion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lahism.

Singaporen Empire is ranked 45,543^rd in the world and 1,486^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.